"Yo, Ovaryboy!"

"Yes V-Man."

"You want the rest of my watermelon?"

"Sure."

Then, strangely enough, VAGINA MAN tossed the watermelon slice upwards when it was imediatly engulfed into his afro.

Ovaryboy spitting "Bleahkk! There's seeds in this watermelon!"

"I wouldn't worry..."

Just as VAGINA MAN spoke, the sporting goods store across the street called Hardball, was striken with a robery! VAGINA MAN and OVARYBOY ran to help.

"What happened here?" asked V-Man

"Well, three women wearing basketball outfits flew in here and stole all or our basketballs." replied the store manager

"The Prostitute Sisters!" exclaimed Ovaryboy

"Damn, those bitches!" yelled Vagina Man

"Why the fuck is your afro talking?"

"Oh, my afro? That's Ovaryboy"

"Pleased to meet you." said Ovaryboy

"Get the fuck outta here!"

"Yeah, beats any old afro pik anyday."

"Hey, you can come in anytime and have a discount!"

"We actually came in here to find out what was wrong."

"I'm more interested in Ovaryboy."

"Don't you care about the products in your store?"

"Not really, I get paid either way."

"I'm going to find out how to get your basketballs back."

"No, I really don't care if they're gone or not, say where can I get an Ovaryboy?"

"You don't get one, this is the only one."

"I'm a thing now, am I?" exclaimed Ovaryboy.

"I don't mean it like that OB."

"Really, I guess I'll forget it."

"Aww, kiss and make up now." teased the manager.

"Fuck you!" said Ovaryboy.

Back at their "secret" lair called the Uterus, V-Man and OB think of a way to get back the basketballs back.

"We'll sleep on it." yawned Ovaryboy.

"Good night V-Man!"

"Good night OB."

As they slept, the Prostitute Sisters were making plans to rob every single store in all of Vaginavile of it's basketballs.

"I think we should rob the store on Fallopian Street!" inquired Firey Slut.

"Naw, we should should get the one on Teste Lane next!" yelled Icy Biotch.

"No! We'll hit the two in Vas Deferens mall first before we hit any little stores." exclaimed Thunder Ho.

"Yes, big sis." exclaimed both younger sisters.

"When we get enough basketballs, we'll be able to take over all of Vaginavile with our basketball cannon! Ahahahahaha!" laughed Thunder Ho.

The next day as V-Man and his companion were reading the Orgasim Daily (newspaper) they saw the artical "Entire Mall Robbed of B-Balls"

"Hey V-Man, check this out!"

"What is it Ovaryboy? I'm reading the funnies!"

"Look, the Prostitute Sisters struck again!"

"AHA HA!"

"That's not funny V-Man!"

"What? No, I was reading about how Charlie Brown got ass raped."

"Oh."

"What were you saying?"

"The Prostitute Sisters struck again!"

"Damn, those sluts!"

"We have to find out what their diabolical sceem is and stop them!"

"Let's go eat first."

"Ok."

Back at the Hot Sandwhich

"You know, watermelon dosen't really go well cheeseburgers."

"Watermelon goes well with everything."

"True."

But just as they were finishing their meal, a large rolling sound interupted them.

"Hey, whats that?" asked Ovaryboy

"I don't know, pass me the drumstick."

"No, seriously look."

"When I'm done eating."

"Asshole, LOOK!!"

"Where?"

As they were watching the street, they saw large, rolling contraption, looking like a tank that shot basketballs!

"Check that out."

"Why didn't they just steal a tank?"

"Their hoes, they don't know the difference."

"As soon as we peg every last person with our basketball gun, everybody will be out, and we can take over city! Aha ha ha ha!"

"That is the most retarded idea ever."

"Shut up!" yelled the Prostitute Sisters.

The three bitches jumped out of their contraption and appeared before Vagina Man and Ovaryboy.

"I am Firey Slut!"

"I am Icy Biotch!"

"And I am Thunder Ho."

"They appear to be wearing thier favorite basketball team T-Shirts, maybe we can use that against them!" wispered Ovaryboy

"Let me handle this. Hey Ho! I guess the Lakers couldn't pull it off this year!"

"What did you say?!"

"You heard me!"

"That's because Kobe..."

"Went on the Wizards Team."

"Hey Biotch, why did your take our player away!?"

"They want all the best players for themselves, exactly like they did Micheal Jordan!" said Vagina Man

"Yeah, Biotch why the fuck did your team take MJ?!"

"Fuck you! The Wizards are Da Bomb"

"The Wizards suck elephant cock!" yelled Thunder Ho!

Then they were fighting with their elements, and the battle got serious as they nearly killed each other fighting.

"Alright, let's call the police."

"No, let's let them go away, so we can have another episode with them in it, only that time it's personal."

"Whatever."

"We'll be back Vagina Man and Ovaryboy! We'll be back!"

"Okay, go leave!"

"Fine!"

As the trio flew away, VAGINA MAN and OVARYBOY went back to the Hot Sandwhich.

"You mean they can fly, and they can use the elements at their every whim, when they thought that a dodgeball machine with basketballs would be more effective in taking over the city!" said Ovaryboy.

"Yeah." replied Vagina Man

And so, ending our first ever adventure with VAGINA MAN and OVARYBOY!