VAGINA MAN and OVARYBOY are walking to the Playful Cherry autitorium.

"Now tell me again, why were going to this play?" asked Vagina Man

"You need to pay more attention to the musical arts, besides, all you ever do is stay at home and eat watermelon."

"Whatever."

V-Man and OB were seated in the front. The lights dimmed as and an organ played deep notes as two men were doing strange contortions on stage. This strange act continued for two hours. Then as the light returned the crowd burst into applause as the two men bowed.

"Uh... what the fuck was that." asked V-Man, OB was too busy crying to respond.

"This play is a piece of shit, I want my money back!" yelled V-Man.

The entire audiance gasped in response.

"What did you say!" one of the men on stage said.

"I said, this play is a piece of shit, and I want my money back!" repeated V-Man

"You dare say that this artwork is shit!"

"Yes."

"I'll get you for this! Girls!"

What appeared to be, an army of prancing, hot pants wearing men, in "battle" formation.

"We'll get you big meanie!"

"Oh goody, Ovaryboy."

"Hey, I for one loved this play, I'm not helping!"

"Alright, your loss."

Vagina Man quickly dispached the "warriors" and wanted the two on stage to give him his money back.

"Give me my money back!"

"Never, alright Scotty in position!"

"Uhh."

The two, how should I say this, "got into position".

"You'll never defeat us!"

"Hey OB are you in?"

"Hell no! This play is just getting good!"

"Son of a bitch."

They squared off in the most offensive manor.

"I hope thats not what I think it is."

"Oh no, worse."

"Worse than urine?"

"Worse."

"Ovaryboy, you sure you don't want help?"

"Fine I'll help."

"Are you ready?"

"Yup!"

"MASSIVE MENSTRAL POWER ATTACK!"

The blast was enormous destroying the two.

"Remember our names, Tay Tay and Scotty!" Tay Tay yelled with a fading lisp.

"I won't!"

The crowd roared with applause as they were throwing flowers, boxes of chocolates, and even a used condum (they weren't to sure weather or not that was a compliment)!

VAGINA MAN and OVARYBOY arrive at their favorite restoraunt the Hot Sandwhich.

"Ya know, the next time you suggest something, and I think thats its bad, listen please." Vagina Man said.

"I'll do that, hand me that chicken leg." Ovaryboy replied.

SO ENDS THIS ADVENTURE OF VAGINA MAN AND OVARYBOY!